Disclaimers, Random Thoughts
Ok, so it's either been 300 years or a week and a half since my last post. I guess I'm getting into this slowly. Of course, I'm sober right now so that could hinder my candor, content, and just general ability to write words in bunches (I think they're called sentences). Bear with me, I'm 97% natural fibers...
Ok, so everyone wants me to write my blog exclusively drunk, which would probably actually be pretty funny and a cool psych experiment. Instead I'm just going to indicate in here whenever I'm writing under the influence of several refreshing beverages of an adult nature. Then again, it shouldn't be too difficult to tell by the content. I'll be all over the place, I'll make really random comments, and I'll be unbelieveably bitter. I'm talking super-sized, extra-innings, not drinking a Keystone bitter. Yeah, that means it'll revolve around women. So stay tuned!
Why is Falling Down on Lifetime?
How come tap water tastes fine, but when you freeze it and it melts again at the bottom of your glass, and you drink it, it tastes like crap? Shouldn't it taste the same? How about at least close to the same? What the hell could be in the freezer that would cause ice to taste that bad. I mean, the freezer always smells frosty and refreshing. Just disappointing really. Maybe somebody can invent a Brita ice tray or something...
Ok, I've bitched about this to my friends in the past, but it's not getting any better. Every diet soda on the market tastes like shit (sorry, I held in the cursing for an entire paragraph, and that's going to be it). There's nothing in there but carbonated water, food coloring, and fake sweetener, it can't taste good?! Everything else made entirely of fake stuff tastes great (see Food, Fast), but Diet Coke tastes like you're drinking it out of a wolverine's asshole. (You're no better Diet Pepsi, I've got my eye on you, I will turn this car RIGHT around)
Ok, enough of this. I'll get drunk and strike out with a couple chicks next time, just for you guys. Love ya.
Mr O
Ok, so everyone wants me to write my blog exclusively drunk, which would probably actually be pretty funny and a cool psych experiment. Instead I'm just going to indicate in here whenever I'm writing under the influence of several refreshing beverages of an adult nature. Then again, it shouldn't be too difficult to tell by the content. I'll be all over the place, I'll make really random comments, and I'll be unbelieveably bitter. I'm talking super-sized, extra-innings, not drinking a Keystone bitter. Yeah, that means it'll revolve around women. So stay tuned!
Why is Falling Down on Lifetime?
How come tap water tastes fine, but when you freeze it and it melts again at the bottom of your glass, and you drink it, it tastes like crap? Shouldn't it taste the same? How about at least close to the same? What the hell could be in the freezer that would cause ice to taste that bad. I mean, the freezer always smells frosty and refreshing. Just disappointing really. Maybe somebody can invent a Brita ice tray or something...
Ok, I've bitched about this to my friends in the past, but it's not getting any better. Every diet soda on the market tastes like shit (sorry, I held in the cursing for an entire paragraph, and that's going to be it). There's nothing in there but carbonated water, food coloring, and fake sweetener, it can't taste good?! Everything else made entirely of fake stuff tastes great (see Food, Fast), but Diet Coke tastes like you're drinking it out of a wolverine's asshole. (You're no better Diet Pepsi, I've got my eye on you, I will turn this car RIGHT around)
Ok, enough of this. I'll get drunk and strike out with a couple chicks next time, just for you guys. Love ya.
Mr O
posted by MrOctopus at 10:48 PM
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