Double Deuce

Holy crap Road House is on! How is it that you can make an Oscar-winning movie which is almost unwatchable after the 2nd time, but a crap factory like Road House provides loads of enjoyment time and again. Look at the dialog! I mean, I'm way too lazy to go on IMDB.com and check this out, but the guy who wrote this script, do you think he's actually proud of it? Does he keep a movie poster in his den with a big picture of Swayze on it? Does he get Christmas cards from the guy who played Glen Wesley? These are all questions I'd like to know the answers to. And at what point in your martial arts training do they say, "Alright, today's lesson is how to rip out a dude's throat. This will come in handy more often than you think." By the way, worst bad guys in the history of movies here. None are intimidating, all are boring, nothing memorable about any of them. And why is everyone in the movie so weird looking? I'm confused.

I'm in Nashville. 'Nuff said.

What's one step below trying to sabotage someone's relationship? Because whatever that is, I think that's what I want to do with every hot girl I know who just wants to be "friends". Okay, maybe not, but I'm still bitter. You know Patrick Swayze isn't putting up with this crap. Probably not even Don Swayze.

My friend is text messaging some chick right now. He has no idea I'm writing about him. He's just sitting across the room pretending to watch this awesome drama/ action masterpiece, when in reality he's trying to hook something up for himself. Riiiiiight. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!